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jazzyjean:

This is EXACTLY what I needed today.

jazzyjean:

This is EXACTLY what I needed today.

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predatorywasp:

Things I Hate

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Before I had a boyfriend my friends said, “Too soon, guys will think you’re a creepy cat lady.”

Well, I’ve been off the market for over 7 months now and guess what?

I still want a damn cat.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

mattyaye:

My friend Scarla recorded a guy from NYC Pride Parade bashing Lady GaGa.

I like Lady GaGa but if you actually listen this guy makes some good points.

Edit - Oh and what a surprise, Lady GaGa fans are butthurt already. Smh, stay mad, of course he didn’t make any “valid points” because he’s not licking her butthole like you all are. These bitches make me want to not like her at all because she has the most annoying fanbase ever. But her music is really good, so whatever.

EditEdit - Hey didn’t say GaGa did Firework or We R Who We R, he was referring to female pop artists pandering to the gay community in general, surprised how many dumbasses don’t know how the English language works.

I’m reblogging this because the guy in the video is smokin hot and I really hate Lady Gaga. Nuff said.

(via leolardodicaprio)

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why does every goodwill smell the exact same, regardless of location?

and why does it have to be the temperature of satan’s armpit on the day i am moving out?

urlesque:

You guys. You guys.


Not sorry for my cute baby animal dash spam.

urlesque:

You guys. You guys.

Not sorry for my cute baby animal dash spam.

(Source: robotindisguise, via theanimalblog)

imgfave:

★ discovered on imgfave.com (social image bookmarking)

imgfave:

discovered on imgfave.com (social image bookmarking)

inothernews:

The Daily Show

inothernews:

The Daily Show

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Life Update

I’m moving to Austin, TX on Friday.  

"Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will just fit perfectly. No forcing, no struggling and no pain."

It’s just really true.

(Source: aysayako, via justbreathecw)